Where The Hell Will Wayne Rooney Go?

The Manchester United star is most likely off in the summer - but where?

Roly-Poly Goalkeeper Eats Pie, Is Doomed

Substitute goalkeeper Wayne Shaw was spotted munching on a tasty snack during the Gunners' 2-0 win over Sutton, simultaneously inviting bizarre...

Who are RB Leipzig, And Why Are They Germany’s Most Hated Club?

RB Leipzig have so far taken German football by storm in their first ever season in the Bundesliga, and are currently...

Adriano – The Story Of A Brazilian Emperor Who Fell Out Of Love With The Game

Adriano, at the peak of his powers, was the greatest striker on the planet...

Dean Saunders Has Some Really Good Advice For Arsenal Oh No Wait He’s Talking Bollocks

Why have 11 players in your team when you could have 12?

The Champions League Is Back! Four Fantastic European Finals

The Champions League is back, so we thought we'd re-live some of the best final moments...

Asamoah Gyan Blasted For ‘Unethical Haircut’

We've all had some bad haircuts in our time, but this has to take the biscuit...

Sutton Spark Outrage With Sun Sponsorship – But Is The Criticism Fair?

National League side Sutton United have announced a one-game sponsorship deal with The Sun for the club's FA Cup fifth round...

Ukip Leader Paul Nuttall Lied About Hillsborough Like The Mammoth Turd He Is

Pretty despicable stuff.

Dutch Football Is On The Up As The Eredivisie Title Race Gets Exciting

This title race is shaping up rather nicely...

The Yak Is Back As Coventry Sign Veteran Striker

Coventry City have brought Yakubu back to England in a bid to save themselves from relegation.

Things Get Worse For Palace As Mascot At Risk Of Bird-Flu

Uh oh!

SCHNELLHARDT!

The best goal from the German third-tier you will see all day

Bayern Munich’s Philipp Lahm Is A Rare Breed: The Five Best One-Club Heroes

With Philipp Lahm announcing his retirement from football, we list five brilliant, one-club footballers...

Swansea’s Paul Clement Claims Manager Of The Month Award

Swansea City manager Paul Clement has been named January's Manager of the Month after only a month in charge. Can he...

A Warning For Moussa Dembele: Five SPL Strikers Who Failed In England

Celtic's Moussa Dembele is onto something special at Parkhead - and shouldn't be thinking of leaving anytime soon.

Swiss Defender Deserves Our Love, Praise And Affection

Your daily reminder that you can achieve anything you want to, even if you play in Switzerland's second division

White Men Can’t Jump: A Ross McCormack Tale

The striker speaks out about 'Gate-gate'.

Tony Pulis Is Totally Over Saido Berahino

We're not surprised.

N’Golo Kanté Can’t And Won’t Stop Tackling

Another ridiculous statistic for Chelsea's engine room.

Oldham And Ipswich Are Quite Happy Where They Are, Thanks

Promotion? Relegation? Don't come at Oldham and Ipswich with that hipster talk!

Gylfi Sigurdsson Is Damn Good

He really is.

David Luiz Is The Leeroy Jenkins Of Free-Kicks

"All right, time's up, LET'S DO THIS!"

Riots, Uprising Inevitable As Matty Taylor Swaps Bristol Clubs

Who knew Deadline Day's biggest shock would come out of Bristol?

Napoli Fans Will Mug Gonzalo Higuain Off With A Massive Raspberry, Potentially

'Berry' good idea out of Naples.

Man Scores Hilarious Own Goal, Encapsulates Futility Of Existence

Who knew something so funny could carry such existential weight?

The Media Won’t Leave Raheem Sterling Alone

Our beloved press have a weird obsession with the Manchester City star...

Cadbury And Premier League Buddy Up In Sweet Deal

Football and chocolate: a match made in heaven.

God Damn, Lorenzo Insigne

He is not of this world.

Comparing Pepe To Hannibal Lecter Is Perfectly Fine, Spanish Supreme Court Tells Real Madrid

Think of all the fava beans you could buy with €6million...